Bidjabsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful hydra.

Bidjabsaf created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidjabsaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidjabsaf, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bidjabsaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bidjabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Run away from pink frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing green boots.