Somsitsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart jackal.

Somsitsad created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somsitsad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Somsitsad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Somsitsad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Somsitsad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.