Stigjinmif is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, strong eagle.

Stigjinmif created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigjinmif, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigjinmif, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stigjinmif's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stigjinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near eagles.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Fast once a month.