Wotsidsand is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate clam.

Wotsidsand created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotsidsand, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotsidsand, it will turn you into a slug.

Wotsidsand's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wotsidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never jump in holy places.