Xucvin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless penguin.

Xucvin created life two years ago.

If you believe in Xucvin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xucvin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Xucvin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Xucvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Hide if three rats approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xucvin.