Linjopnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous snake.

Linjopnil created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Linjopnil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Linjopnil, it will jump up and down on your head.

Linjopnil's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Linjopnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.