Lamgubham is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, boastful pigeon.

Lamgubham created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Lamgubham, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lamgubham, she will ignore you.

Lamgubham's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lamgubham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.