Stipfensad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient seal.

Stipfensad created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfensad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipfensad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stipfensad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stipfensad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stipfensad.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Stipfensad.

5. Do not make images of living things.