Donpibfomnatdibwod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered parrot.

Donpibfomnatdibwod created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Donpibfomnatdibwod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Donpibfomnatdibwod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Donpibfomnatdibwod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Donpibfomnatdibwod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never look in ponds.