Wotyikzig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, deceitful dove.

Wotyikzig created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotyikzig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotyikzig, she will not care.

Wotyikzig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wotyikzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. You must never eat nuts.