Fudmanbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, able goat.

Fudmanbeg created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmanbeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudmanbeg, she will remove you from existence.

Fudmanbeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fudmanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never skip near frogs.
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