Cumhat Pasnuttbun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering mink.

Cumhat Pasnuttbun created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumhat Pasnuttbun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cumhat Pasnuttbun, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cumhat Pasnuttbun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cumhat Pasnuttbun's Holy Commandments

1. Cumhat Pasnuttbun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Cumhat Pasnuttbun's priests.

5. Do not drink alcohol.