Lenhaphiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful warg.

Lenhaphiv created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhaphiv, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenhaphiv, she will strike you with lightening.

Lenhaphiv's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Lenhaphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.