Manzaklistbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish duck.

Manzaklistbab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manzaklistbab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manzaklistbab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Manzaklistbab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Manzaklistbab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Hide from black great tits for they are unholy.