Busjabyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring human.

Busjabyarp created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busjabyarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Busjabyarp, it will be mildly annoyed.

Busjabyarp's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Busjabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.