Cissvagmil is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering slug.

Cissvagmil created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissvagmil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cissvagmil, he will ignore you.

Cissvagmil's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cissvagmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.