Hankipgon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hankipgon created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hankipgon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hankipgon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hankipgon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hankipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.