Wapbenapp Rilgabceb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented swan.

Wapbenapp Rilgabceb created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wapbenapp Rilgabceb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wapbenapp Rilgabceb, she will turn you into a dog.

Wapbenapp Rilgabceb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wapbenapp Rilgabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near nematodes.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not chop down trees.