Sassigdud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet mink.

Sassigdud created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sassigdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sassigdud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sassigdud's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sassigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.