Dissnuttzancidsugbus is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy scorpion.

Dissnuttzancidsugbus created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnuttzancidsugbus, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dissnuttzancidsugbus, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dissnuttzancidsugbus' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dissnuttzancidsugbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Dissnuttzancidsugbus must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.