Titrothin is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, strong frog.
Titrothin created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Titrothin, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Titrothin, she will not care at all.
Titrothin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Titrothin's Holy Commandments
1. Your children must be taught to worship Titrothin.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think about amino acids.