Dosslopfumdin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil zebra.

Dosslopfumdin created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Dosslopfumdin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dosslopfumdin, it will turn you into a worm.

Dosslopfumdin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dosslopfumdin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dosslopfumdin.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill doves.