Mabvigcit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful snake.

Mabvigcit created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabvigcit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabvigcit, she will cry a lot.

Mabvigcit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mabvigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mabvigcit's priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never wear brown shirts.