Flamcintafcardinfom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet walrus.

Flamcintafcardinfom created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamcintafcardinfom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flamcintafcardinfom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Flamcintafcardinfom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flamcintafcardinfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.