Dodkapbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unselfish ant.

Dodkapbun created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodkapbun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodkapbun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dodkapbun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dodkapbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.