Fudfatbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain human.

Fudfatbot created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfatbot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudfatbot, he will make you grow a tail.

Fudfatbot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fudfatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.