Dimsiglim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient unicorn.

Dimsiglim created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dimsiglim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimsiglim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dimsiglim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dimsiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never sit in holy places.