Pibsabsag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust skunk.

Pibsabsag created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibsabsag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pibsabsag, he will not care at all.

Pibsabsag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pibsabsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pibsabsag.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not take Pibsabsag's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.