Veenbensaw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome yak.

Veenbensaw created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbensaw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veenbensaw, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Veenbensaw's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Veenbensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.