Tanbombell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain pig.

Tanbombell created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbombell, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanbombell, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tanbombell's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tanbombell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tanbombell.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.