Gomartnan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil donkey.

Gomartnan created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomartnan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomartnan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gomartnan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gomartnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gomartnan's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must pray to Gomartnan four times a day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away from red horses, for they are unholy.