Cundisstap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever penguin.

Cundisstap created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cundisstap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cundisstap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cundisstap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cundisstap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cundisstap.