Hubloop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful otter.

Hubloop created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubloop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubloop, she will cry a lot.

Hubloop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hubloop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hubloop.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Respect your elders.