Gomvonort is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful elephant.

Gomvonort created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomvonort, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomvonort, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gomvonort's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gomvonort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.