Gebtadget is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witless dryad.

Gebtadget created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtadget, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gebtadget, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gebtadget's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gebtadget's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Gebtadget must be the most important thing in your life.