Zogdadwiklad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful dragonfly.

Zogdadwiklad created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdadwiklad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogdadwiklad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zogdadwiklad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zogdadwiklad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray towards the east.