Nurlwodmot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome finch.

Nurlwodmot created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Nurlwodmot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurlwodmot, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurlwodmot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nurlwodmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Feed all hungry mites.