Fartalxin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong seal.

Fartalxin created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fartalxin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fartalxin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fartalxin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fartalxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan corsets.

2. Run away if seven otters approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.