Wig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring fly.

Wig created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Hide if eight snakes approach from the north.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always take life seriously.