Rippaswit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced jackal.

Rippaswit created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Rippaswit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rippaswit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rippaswit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rippaswit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sheep in need.