Gamhogwon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast wombat.

Gamhogwon created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhogwon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamhogwon, it will send you a sign.

Gamhogwon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gamhogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamhogwon.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never bounce in the presence of mites.