Fobtigdot Jenget Ominzodflatlargwegnib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident hippopotamus.

Fobtigdot Jenget Ominzodflatlargwegnib created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobtigdot Jenget Ominzodflatlargwegnib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobtigdot Jenget Ominzodflatlargwegnib, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fobtigdot Jenget Ominzodflatlargwegnib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fobtigdot Jenget Ominzodflatlargwegnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.