Nibnegvil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent alligator.

Nibnegvil created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibnegvil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nibnegvil, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nibnegvil's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nibnegvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibnegvil.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.