Lindad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless slug.

Lindad created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lindad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lindad, it will turn you into a tree.

Lindad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lindad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Lindad loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.