Fadgubbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage swan.

Fadgubbiss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgubbiss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadgubbiss, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fadgubbiss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fadgubbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.