Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful skunk.

Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Worship no other gods but Cumbetgamhakmisomtfar Guphunwodshav.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never hurt seals.