Tenvilcut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage shrew.

Tenvilcut created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenvilcut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tenvilcut, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tenvilcut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tenvilcut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tenvilcut.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tenvilcut on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.