Sinhenlak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful hedgehog.

Sinhenlak created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhenlak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sinhenlak, it will torture you forever.

Sinhenlak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sinhenlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.