Gepsog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart wasp.

Gepsog created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepsog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gepsog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gepsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepsog.

5. Put Gepsog first in all things.