Parknarttail is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, uncaring sheep.

Parknarttail created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parknarttail, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parknarttail, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Parknarttail's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Parknarttail's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about gravity.